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Husband and Wife in court with judge for Custody of child
Wife: Judge sahb! Main mehnat o mushakat k bad bachay ko dunya main lai
ye mera ha.
Husband:janab agr main 1 rupiya machine main dalon
Or pepsi ajaye to wo kis ke pepsi ho ge?
Meri ya machine ke?
Wife:judge sahb bartan mera doodh b mera or us main dahi jamanay k liyay
2 bond dalnay se dahi bana to wo dahi kiska?
Mera ya bond dalnay walay ka?
Husband: Typewriter main kaghaz main ne dala, keys daba daba k mehnat main ne ke.
To nikalnay wali chithi kiski?
Meri ya Typewriter ke?
Judge:Aby salay agar tu chithi Hath se likh laita to aaj yeh nobat na aati
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